A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me
I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework.
is that professor mcgonagall
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
what else has muggles and witches?
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans